Lincolnish

Every law school always has at least one student who can't shut the fuck up, says the most ridiculous, off-topic things, and thinks he is some sort of political genius. My law school class had more than one such person, but there was one offender who stood head-and-shoulders above the rest. One time, at a birthday party, he gave his friend a book of great American speeches, and then read Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address to two nine year-old girls eating hot dogs.