"Travis’s social skills included drinking wine from a stemmed glass, dressing and bathing himself and using a computer."
I haven't mauled anyone lately, which is a point in my favor.
He has nicer wine glasses than me, which is a point in his favor.
Although he dresses himself, he wears nothing but a diaper. I wear clothes outside my diaper.
Also, I am still alive. Therefore, I am better than a murderous monkey.
3 comments:
this is my new favorite rant. the thought of diapers on grown men makes me feel dirty...
geez
you're forgetting that he was also mildly famous, having been in commercials and whatnot.
point in his favor.
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