Is This Your Homework Larry?

I'm torn between believing that the fact that a bit of purposefully botched homework has achieved a status of minor celebrity signals a total and complete breakdown of our society, and then, when I notice the dates on the homework--1999, 2000, 2004--wanting to hire a team of computer excavators to comb through everything I did in high school and college.

But the truth is, real or not, this is bullshit. If you really want to show what an anti-authoritarian, hormone-addled genius you are, then make the world aware of your shitty homework when you turn it in. 70% of the fun of reading stuff like this comes from imagining the confused, angry adolescent hell in which the author lives. To find out that he's now a college graduate and recently fired ad copywriter who's just trying to pull a stunt to land another job ruins the whole thing.

p.s. Matt, the world may finally be ready to accept that stuff we turned into that class about Genesis.