Oral HGH

I recently got a comment on a really old post I wrote about baseball that said this:

Most ballplayers today are taking homeopathic growth hormone oral spray because it's safe, undetectable, and legal for over the counter sales. As time goes on it seems it might be considered as benign a performance enhancer as coffee, aspirin, red bull, chewing tobacco, and bubble gum.

The oral HGH shill isn't wrong about the long tradition of substance abuse in baseball. I guess we are nearing the day when it won't be weird for a player to chew on a big mouthful of tobacco, gum, sunflower seeds, ritalin, growth hormone, anti-depressants, and stem cells.