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Sunday, August 21, 2011
"The Situation" Misunderstands His Celebrity
Mike "The Situation" Whateverthefuckhislastnamis has decided to spend season 3 of "Jersey Shore" trying to ruin Snooki's life so that she'll totally lose her bearings, but he doesn't understand that no one wants to watch him do this. It's like watching Burt Reynolds try to play DeNiro's role in Taxi Driver. We want to watch him wearing sunglasses and rambling, not trying to emotionally manipulate a house full of people. It's like The Sitch read the cautionary tale of Spencer Pratt and decided that Pratt had the right idea.
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You're living on the east coast so you're required, by law, to watch this thing, right? It's like Portlandia for Jersey and all bordering states or such is my assumption.
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